The Plumber as Sex Symbol And Lifestyle Guru

The Plumber as Sex Symbol And Lifestyle Guru

One of the best things about being a plumber is our attractiveness to women.  As far as women are concerned, plumbers exude an animal magnetism.  Maybe it’s the masculine trucks we drive, maybe it’s the pheromones released from our sweaty shirts, or perhaps the scent...
High Tech Drain Cleaning

High Tech Drain Cleaning

“Hello. PlumbTech. How may I assist you?” said the uncommonly friendly man with the Indian accent. “When I flush my toilet, it backs up into my bathtub. Can you help me with that?” said the frustrated homeowner. “Yes sir. Are you near your computer, sir?” “Yes, it is...
Drain Cleaning

Drain Cleaning

The woman was standing in front of my son’s 7th grade science fair project crying and shaking her head.  Darn, I didn’t think it was that bad!  One of the teachers finally went over to the woman and asked if she was okay.  The woman said she was crying because she had...
The Plumbing Police

The Plumbing Police

“Get your hands up and step away from the pipe!  Book’em Dano!” Okay, so maybe plumbers don’t usually make the FBI’s most wanted list but there are a few surprises in store for us.  Let’s take a look. For starters, all plumbing work is regulated by the government....